Sunday, December 2, 2018

Christmas party...

I noticed that over the past several days,  some things have been moved around and are out of place. Strange... I didn't leave that there. Little things started to add up. And some Christmas party stuff has already been opened and was missing.  I also found a set of wine glasses on the table. Two glasses to be exact... And they were not mine. Some Christmas goodies have been gotten into, and there's a definite feeling that something very suspicious is going on every time of leave the house. So I decided to come back early... surprise and catch whoever was going on... in the act... and catch them red handed. Red handed was point on. It was a party with food, drinks, music, and women. Real dolls dressed up for a party and a good time. And all this had been going on right under my nose. Every time I left the house,  and I suspect even when I was sleeping... right while I was home. I couldn't believe my eyes... but there they were. Drinking, partying, and apparently ready for anything. Good thing I got back early a put a stop to all this... Before it got any more out of hand.  Mystery solved... but all I could do was shake my head in disapproval. Much to my dismay... They acted as if I want even there... reveling in their party attitude. Not even caring that I was there. Its much too early for all of this... but isn't this the essence of Christmas parties. Too much drinking and to much ... well... you be the judge and see for yourself. Some might say shameful behavior... but... They were all single, as far as I know... just getting into the Christmas party spirit.  Of course, I think that little guy in red, was looking for something more than Christmas spirit. And he didn't seem to mind that he was the only guy there... go figure. So I guess it's not really a party until the guy in red shows up. Needless to say... a good time was had by all.  Guess his lucky number is seven.
Hope y'all have a great holiday season.