Nearly Impossible

It's nearly impossible!  

Who doesn't love a good steak. 

But for some reason,  it's almost impossible

to get a steak cooked as requested.

They all have the tendency to overcook.

I order medium and get medium well to well done.

Next time I order medium rare,  

since they always overcook, and now I get rare.

Basically ... You can't win. 
Arggg... That's pirate talk for "what the hell".

But there is one place that is always to my liking...

Cooked on my grill.