Living in Florida lets you learn some important things. Especially about wildlife. Is that really an alligator? Or a crocodile? Now you know how to tell the difference. But always remember... if an alligator comes after you, just be sure to run faster than the slowest person... and if you can't do that, just trip someone... Preferably someone you don't like. (did I just say that). They might be okay, as far as you know... right? Later we'll get into the whole "red touch yellow kill a fellow" thing.
