Twinkies

Twinkies are out... donuts are in.

Traditionally twinkies were always 

the unofficial treats of the police.

Just ask Sgt. Al Powell

Donuts are the treats of choice. 
Why?

Donuts are round.

Twinkies are not. 
Why does that matter? 
You can roll out on twinkies.

To protect & serve.

Protect coffee breaks

Serve tasty donuts.

But on a serious note...

I commend their service to the community. 
It's a thankless job.