Smoke

Smoke from a local factory.

Factory smoke can affect your health and behavior. 
And I truly believe this. 
So there's this stupid factory. 
Putting out all this stupid smoke. 

Now... That's bound to affect people. 
And today is one of those days. 

This stupid smoke is filling the air

People are out and about breathing this stupid smoke. 
People driving cars are breathing all this stupid smoke.

Note: A whole lot more than usual. 

And yes... it is adversely affecting them. 
And now they are all acting stupid. 
Walking around stupid.... blocking aisles... Walking into the road.  
Driving cars stupid.... almost hit us 3 times... taking right of way. 

I believe the medical term is "stupefied".

Look it up... It's true.

Defined as the act of eating, drinking, or breathing 

something that makes people become stupid.

Depending on the exposure, it could take days to wear off. 
In some cases it becomes permanent... Though so!

So yes... There's something in the air.

Note: they are gathering in the Walmart, 

Every department,  every aisle.... so be fore warned.

Even the lady at customer service. I brought back a bad 88¢ orange. She asked for a receipt. Nope, my wife bought it, don't have a receipt, just want to do an exchange.  Do you have the card that was used?  Nope, my wife bought it.  Well, we have to do the paperwork. For an 88¢ orange that I just want to exchange? So she said go get one,  come back here and we can take care of it. So I got one,  returned, and she smiply put the orange in a bag. Okay, you're done. Waited in the line twice... arggg.  I guess rules are rules... but a little common sense please. 

 
Time to leave. 

Clearly the only way to avoid them is to go home. 
Everywhere you go... Stupid people are doing stupid things. 

Going home... And staying there. 
Maybe this whole stupid thing will pass. 
Not very hopeful.