Thursday, June 15, 2023

Fine print

The Fine Print.

The advertisement implies...
If you buy this vehicle, 
You will be able to do this. 
Go places you've never gone before. 



Disclaimer:
Do not attempt this. 
Trained professional stunt driver.
On a professionally prepared closed course.

No animals were hurt in the making of this advertisement. 
However, three stunt drivers were injured, one was killed,
and five vehicles were totaled...
Falling over the cliff or tumbling down the hill.


Get yours today.
Conquering nature. 
Sales prices end soon.

Of course,  there's always another way to look at it. 
You consider a person stupid if they did this.
So a stupid person drives this vehicle.
If you consider yourself smart...
Why would you buy a vehicle made for stupid people? 
Just saying.