Funny

Funny... But in reality... 

Without doubt...

It Would have to be better. 

Kenobi Fried Chicken

Big pieces made from regular sized chickens

(not midget mini chickens)  

Unlike it's name sake, it will NOT offer...

Original greasy soggy chicken  

Or

Crispy dried out Chicken.

Or

Grilled tasteless jerky chicken.

Finally... Fried chicken as it should be.

Only one style available... 
Big, plump, juicy, flavorable.