I wake up, go into the bathroom, wash my face... I look up, and I'm startled by this really old guy staring at me. He looks kinda grumpy and scary. Then he mocks every move I make. I'm not amused. Not only is he there every single morning, but several times every day. It's not funny.
He actually seems to like making faces at me.
I simply can not seem to get away from him. Go figure.
