Thursday, June 16, 2022

In the News

In the News...

Monkeypox!

There has been several unconfirmed reports that the current outbreak, that is still being referred to as isolated incidents, of the new virus "monkeypox", that it is the direct result of that dreaded creature that is only part monkey.  Again, these reports are yet to be confirmed by official sources, but the confidence is high on their accuracy. The creature in question was brought into this country by a beverage company for publicity of a new drink. Falling out if the limelight both the product and the creature remained forgotten for several years. Escaping and multiplying the creature has come into contact with humans spreading a once unknown virus.  We are assured that this possess no threat of spreading,  but as more cases surface there is a growing concern for the public. After all, in October 2019 another virus wasn't expected to be a threat either. 

Here's the symptoms to be aware of:



If you see this dog faced monkey creature please call
Authorities immediately...
Do not approach. 

Your cooperation will save lives. 


Again... these reports are currently unconfirmed.