That's me...

That's me... every morning...
Good morning to everyone!
This morning I was rather daring.... Yet again. 
I'm Awake... Sunday morning 4am for me.  For my wife it was the middle of the night.  I start to wake up still lying in bed.  She gets up to go to the bathroom.  In my best funny authoritative detective voice I ask... "is that you"?
I hear a low voice grumble with slightly annoyed over tones... "yes".
Then I stated that I had already deduced that since we were the only two here,  and her bed was empty,  therefore it must inevitably be her ... With the exclamation... "Brilliant"!!!
She was not amused.
So now I'm sitting quietly in the living room thinking about what I had done. Contemplating what I will probably do yet again... Tomorrow morning.
Yep... I live dangerously.  Then I think... yes... this is my life (smiling to myself 😉... with a very quiet chuckle ).
Good morning to everyone.
I have survived to enjoy yet another morning sunrise. 😎 And... I haven't even had my coffee☕ yet! Just think how I'll be by the time she does eventually get up.
My inner voice of reason tells me to tread carefully... Very carefully!