There's only two ways that this is gonna end. First ya catch'em... and that goes two ways... hard shell or soft shell. Then you cook'em... and that goes two ways... steamed or fried. Hard shell ya steam, soft shell ya pan fry. Then it goes two ways for one last time... you & your sweetie enjoy. Ahhh...so good. BTW... just add some steamed shrimp too. Now its called a feast! Lastly... the other two ways... boardwalk fries or onion rings? Okay... why not have some fried pickles and mozzarella sticks!
