The Handbook

The Handbook...

Got my book in the mail today. I know, funny, ha-ha, etc. But there is a practical purpose.  No one is going to live forever... So this is a practical guide/record to refer to when the time comes.  Information that could be, might be, probably maybe important.  Like access passwords to vital stuff... like where I hid my millions etc. No not dollars... ideas. Little what if ideas... interesting ideas... and some holy shit this changes everything ideas that  save the world. Hidden secrets... tales to astonish. Where the bodies are buried. Things about my previous lives... and what the future holds in store. Yep, it will all be in there.Taped in the back of the book will be memory crystals... one million terabytes telling you everything about everything from BC to the distant future. 

GUARD it with all precautions.  Never share with any one.
Enjoy. Live long & prosper.