I agree with my wife

I agree with my wife...

When she's right, she's right.

Being over 70... there is absolutely nothing...

Nothing that I can do in the kitchen,

With out making a mess. 
Some kind of a mess... Any kind of a mess. 
On the counter...

On the floor...

In the fridge. 
Or in the microwave, on the stove, 

on the wall behind the sink.

On the dish towel. 

OMG... on the ceiling!

Wash the bottom of the plates?

They're not dirty... right.

I didn't eat off the bottom! 
Did you eat of the bottom? 
Okay... Okay... Watch the bottom. 

Why do I even go in the kitchen? 

Some how I even got water on the floor

Just getting a sealed bottle of water from the fridge. 
Yep... Water drops on the floor. 
Could they have been there before I got there? 
Okay... I didn't think so.