Senior Survival
What's on my mind? I need a hard hat, safety goggles, knee pads, and gloves! To do anything!
All the while watching those trees that might fall my way. Looking for things falling from the sky... meteorites, airplanes, falling satellites, and overly large birds... and killer hornets. And that rabbit doesn't look too friendly either.
Why? You might ask. A continuing string of reoccuring mishaps... cut, bruises, bangs, bumps, and rake handles that break and smack me in the head. Just trying to survive.
