Just the facts...
Getting Old.... Pushing 70.
Yes, 70 years old.... 840 months.... 25,550 days.
Oh my god.... ... Where do I start?
First... Where did the time go, and how did I get here so fast?
Statistically, 40% of your childhood friend have already died.
Statistically, 40% of your childhood friend have already died.
Another 20% have a serious health condition.
Thinking about my own mortality... Occasionally.
TV & movie stars you grew up with are dead or insanity old.
Those hot girls and women are now, well, bursts your bubble.
Good looking sexy women are in their 20s and 30s...
Good looking sexy women are in their 20s and 30s...
... what was I thinking... Their young enough to be my grand daughter.
Technology is passing you by, and you no longer care.
All prices envoke an "oh my god response".
Technology is passing you by, and you no longer care.
All prices envoke an "oh my god response".
Why do they say new car loan... isnt that really a mortgage?
Growing up oldies music was the 50s & 60s... now its the 80s & 90s.
There are no new and exciting foods... just old favorites.
How does retirement mean not having enough time in the day?
How does retirement mean not having enough time in the day?
Why is it so much easier to get hurt?
Where did all these prescription pills come from?
Why did I walk into this room? (repeat all day)
Warning labels... can people be that stupid?
Doctor, doctor, give me the news... Do I really want to know?
Why is the print in this book all blurred?
Doctor, doctor, give me the news... Do I really want to know?
Why is the print in this book all blurred?
Just like in the movies... passing gas just sneaks out without warning.
You are lucky to remember that you need to remember something.
You are lucky to remember that you need to remember something.
Go to the store with a mental list, come home without half of it.
All tasks somehow become complicated, especially the easy ones.
Years after retirement, you still get up at 5am... Everyday.
Big issues you can handle, small crap not going right... crazy annoying.
Years after retirement, you still get up at 5am... Everyday.
Big issues you can handle, small crap not going right... crazy annoying.
Joints hurt every time it rains.
Falling asleep watching tv... wide awake in bed (dark& quiet).
Falling asleep watching tv... wide awake in bed (dark& quiet).
Social interactions are nearly non-existant.
New years eve is at 9pm.
Doctors always say the same thing.... loose weight & drink more water.
Doctors always say the same thing.... loose weight & drink more water.
It takes 3 days to wash the RV (40' fifth wheel) use to take 1/2 day.
On a positive note: you appreciate nature more than ever. Probably because you have more time to watch the grass grow... and the birds at the feeder. And that grass... Cutting it certainly keeps me too busy.
I'm sure there's more to the list... Just came remember. Go figure.
