Donuts

Dounts

So... There they are... beautiful delicious donuts.

Me:  I have some donuts... Do you want some? 
Her: No thank you. 
Me:  What, are you on a health food thing?   
Her: No, I'm just not hungry.

Me:  I never heard of such a thing. 
Her: Just not hungry. 
Me:  In all my life I've never heard of such a thing. 
Her: Well, you have now. 
Me:  That's okay... More for me. 
Her: Hope you enjoy them. 
Me:  ( making moans of tasty delights with every bite )

Her: You know, they're not good for you. 
Me:   I don't care. 
Her: Aren't you worried about your health? 
Me:  Not yet. Sure you don't want just one? 
Her: Why would I?

Me:  Just because these are the best ever. 
Her: Maybe tomorrow...

Me:  Looking forward to it. 
Her: I'll bring the coffee. 
Me:  I'll bring a smile,  and a fresh dozen.  
Me:  Bazinga!

Thinking to myself... Have to be hungry to eat a donut?

Absolutely completely absurd and ridiculous. 

Don't worry... Be happy... Grab the donuts... Ditch the scale.