Promises

Promises of excellence...

Well... We've seen this all before. 
In ads that show delicious burgers.

That have NOTHING to do with reality. 

New promises...

WOW... DID YOU READ THAT? 

Senior director of culinary innovation at McDonald's. 
This seems very ... contradictory...

Culinary Innovation? 
at McDonald's? 

They couldn't deliver on past promises.

Yummy burger pictures.

So... Why should they be believed now? 

I remember the last big burger revelation...

The big burger cooked fresh when ordered.

Funny... I decided to try it...

My order was filled within 3 minutes.

So much for cooked to order.

Perhaps I will try yet once again. 
Maybe. 
PROMISES... PROMISES.