Old Age Gauge

Old Age Gauge...

Here's how it works...

As they announce tonight's performers.

The older you are, the less names you know.

Or

The less names you know, the older you are. 
And so it goes...

Yep... I'm old... but not that old.

Recognized half... yea!

(maybe a bit less than half)

(Note: if you can't recognize any names... really, really old.)

Ps: Too many  s-l-o-w  songs...