Thursday, February 6, 2025

Doctor

I went to the doctor because my ankle hurts.


Ya know, when you're over 70 and you go to the doctor, they don't try to fix anything any more, and they go, "yeah, that's gonna happen"...  and you wonder how much they really care.

So the doctor shows me an xray of my ankle and tells me my ankle is just plain wore out.


So I intently look at the X-ray and ask... do you mean I injured my ankle?

They reply... "nope, ya just have a shitty ankle now."

So I say... so now I just have this uncurable shitty ankle! thats it? 

They say... "well there's some things you can do, you can stretch your ankle... stretch your ankle for 30 minutes everyday."

I say... how long will it take to fix?

They say... "No... That's something you just do now. That's just the new thing you do... until you and your shitty ankle both die."

Well... I'm starting to hear this more often. Now that I have a worn out shitty body. Getting old is not for pussy's. 

Can you imagine how today's young people will be when they get old? With their fragile social media mental & physical outlook on pain or injury? It's nearly the end of their world... "I've got a splinter in my finger... That could get infected...it could go to my heart... I could go blind... and I could die". Nuf, said.