Trained or tricked

Trained or Tricked?

We may never know.
Clearly... Both!  

Yes... both. Trained since birth, then tricked. Both forever.

You're a guy, you are trained from birth by your mother. If you had an older sister  she in her own way was also training you daily.  Both are relentless in their pursuit of molding you into the person they want you to be. It's kinda like a tag team,  one after another. Later joined by your girlfriends... One after another.  Ultimately continued by your wife. If you are a guy,  you are constantly being trained... All your life. 

Now add into the mix tricking as part of your training. Tricking?

Yes,  the Jedi mind trick. Guys simply think of it as something in a sci-fi movie. But... but women know not only that it's real but use its power to control your mind and your behavior. Most guys don't even realize it's happening or when it's happening... But I'll tell you... it is real, it is happening, and you are mentally unaware of anything. 

Let's go over my long time awaited voyage of discovery.
One night we are sitting watching a movie.  
I get up to go to the kitchen..

She asks.... What are you getting? 
I say a soda.

She says... Why don't you get a cold bottle of water, its healthier. 
I say... That sounds good... I'll get the water. 
(a short while later)

I get up to go to the kitchen again.

She asks... What are you getting? 
I think I'll get some snack chips.

She says.... There's fresh celery in the fridge, its really good.

I say... Okay, that sounds good,  I'll get some celery. 
(a short time later)

I get up to go to the kitchen. 
She asks... What are you getting now?

I think I'll get some ice cream. 
She says.... There's fresh fruit in the fridge, it's healthier. 
Okay,  that's sounds good,  I'll get an orange or apple.

(a short time later, after the movie is over) 

She says... I'm ready for bed.

I think I'll stay up a little longer. 
She says... You should come to bed now, we have to get up early.

That sounds good...

She is on the phone saying good night to her mom...

the last thing she's says it's... yes, its working perfectly. 
I ask, what's working perfectly? 
Oh, nothing... Just come to bed, as she pats my pillow.

Wait a minute... 

~~~~ now I'm thinking about what had happened ~~~~

I wanted soda, popcorn, ice cream... and to stay up. 

I got water, celery, an apple, and now going to bed early. 

What was she telling her mom?  Works perfectly? 

OMG... WHAT HAPPENED? 

Then... like a bolt of lightning. 

She was using the Jedi Trick. 
It is real, and women use it.

Now you know guys.