Football Weekend

Enjoy Football Weekend  

Started watching the college bowl games.

Wow... Georgia Bulldogs!

Georgia 12-1 vs Florida 13-1

What a blow out... 63 to 3.

Go Georgia! 

Tonight ... NFL Football 

Cowboys vs Lions

So... waiting for the NFL game.

Took  a short nap.

That's what I do. 

Woke up... my wife is watching ice hockey.

Not my thing. 
Need I say more?

1 to nothing at halftime... 
 No... It's called intermission

Why intermission and not half time? 
 Because they play 3 quarters.

So they don't even play a whole game. 
( I got the ... "why are you talking to me look)

You know what I mean... They play 3 periods. 
1 to zero... not very exciting. 
(no comment... Not even a look)

So they only get 1 point for a score. 
(no comment)

I guess that sounds right. 
They don't have to run, just glide around on skates. 
It's a short distance... not like it's 100 yards.

They use a big stick, not like they have to hit the, the, pug far. 
It's a puck.

Oh there's a penalty... What no flag? 
Player got a time out in the penality box. 
Oh... I like that... They need that in football.

Personal fowl gets you a time out. 
Unsportsman like conduct... time out.

Illegal hit... time out.

Whatever... I really don't care.

(changes the channel)

Okay... Cowboy game ready to begin.

Thank goodness. 
You know... I was just thinking. 
Are you going to talk the whole game?

The game just started...

Well... I was just saying. 
(turns the volume up)

It's hard to talk... too loud.

What? ... I can't hear you.

Okay... I'll stop.

What? 
Nothing....

What? 

I think I'll just watch the game.

Go Cowboys!