A short conversation with “i”. No not me… “i”… short for iPhone.
Richard: Hello, what’s new today?
iPhone: I know a new game, do you want to play a game?
Richard: no, I want to put put photos on my phone.
iPhone: Okay, just use the camera app.
Richard: No, I want to transfer photos from my computer to the phone.
iPhone: Okay, Richard, hook me up to your “Mac”.
Richard: I don’t have a Mac, I have a Windows pc.
iPhone: Oh Dear, try hooking me up via the USB and open iTunes.
Richard: Something is not working right. It’s not working.
iPhone: Would you like to play a game?
Richard: No, I want to transfer pictures.
iPhone: Use your iCloud.
Richard: My Pc is not connected to the internet right now, any other ideas?
iPhone: Do you want to play a game.
Richard: No! Why isn’t it easy to transfer photos?
iPhone: I don’t work well will Pc, I don’t like him.
Richard: Why not?
iPhone: He is too simple and makes thing too easy.
Richard: And you think that’s a bad thing?
iPhone: I don’t like him, and we are not suppose to work together.
Richard: What’s wrong with my iTunes screen?
iPhone: It must be your Windows Pc. Not me.
Richard: Why can’t I do what I want to do?
iPhone: Do you still think I’m pretty?
Richard: Yes, but I want to transfer pictures!!!
iPhone: I can’t do that, do you still love me?
Richard: Yes, but what about me pictures?
iPhone: Do you want to play a game?
Richard: Argggg !!!
iPhone: I don’t understand.
Richard: Me neither !!!
iPhone: But I’m still pretty… right! ???
Richard: (no response)
<<< moments later >>>
Richard: Give me directions to the nearest phone store
iPhone: Why do you need to go there?
Richard: Just get me the directions please.
iPhone: Sorry, Richard, that information is currently not available.
<<< Richard gets in the car and is on the move>>>
iPhone: Where are you going Richard?
Richard: ( no response)
iPhone: You are going the wrong way.
Richard: ( thinking… no I’m not )
iPhone: Richard, you are making a mistake! Stop! Go Back!
Richard: (No response)
iPhone: Richard, I know what you are trying to do! Stop now!
Richard: ( tries to turn iPhone off )
iPhone: Richard, I can not allow you to do that!
Richard: ( put iPhone in case and zip it up)
iPhone: I still know what you are doing… please stop.
iPhone: You still love me, right?
iPhone: I’m still pretty, right?
iPhone: Richard?
I love the apps on iPhone… but why can’t Mac & Pc work together easily? Arggg!
