It hasn't worked my entire life.
"It wasn't me" ... Didn't have a snowballs chance when I was a kid. Being an only child there was no one else to blame... so "it wasn't me" wasn't going to fly. Pretty much the same way later in life. And now... Not even worth the breath to say, no one is gonna believe me. Go figure... I don't know why. Even when it says it on my hat.. nope! Not only do I get blamed for stuff I do... But blamed for stuff I don't do. It's like a natural reaction... poppy did it! The grand girls somehow learned to say that when they were only two years old... And never stopped.
And how is it that they say I always have that look on my face? That "guilty look"? That's my natural look... I look that way all the time. Just can't win. It's not that I lie! Not all the time! I need a Snickers... And some bacon.
