Breakfast Question...
Wife: Eggs & potatoes... do you want sausage, bacon, scrapple, spam, or pork roll?
Me: yes!
Wife: well, what do you want?
Me: yes, they all sound good.
Wife: pick one!
Me: Let me explain. I like spam, but clearly I can not choose spam because sausage would be great with eggs & potatoes . But I clearly can not choose sausage because I truly love bacon. And while bacon is always a favorite, clearly I can not choose bacon when thinking of the childhood favorite pork roll. But I have wanted scrapple for quiet some time, so clearly I can not choose pork roll. Wait, do we have ketchup? No... so clearly I can not choose scrapple or sausage if we have no ketchup. Is it thick cut bacon? No... then clearly I can not choose bacon because I don't like the thin cut. That kinda takes us back to spam, but now that I thought about it, I can not choose spam over fresh sausage. Are the potatoes hash browns or home fries? Okay, hash browns. Are the eggs scrambled or over easy? Why? Well, if the eggs are scrambled, clearly I want home fries with sausage or bacon. If the eggs are over easy, I want hash browns and pork roll or spam. But if you make eggs over easy with home fries clearly I must choose... ... bacon?
Wife: Guess what... the eggs are fried hard and are now chopped up into tiny pieces... the home fries and mashed and burnt. I ate the bacon and sausage. Span is in the pantry. Scrapple in the fridge... and pork roll, well, I was just kidding... so clearly you can choose cereal... if only we had some milk. So, whatcha thinking now?
Me: McDonald's?
Wife: car needs gas... but clearly the bicycle is ready to go.
Dreaming of...
