Once Upon a Time ... Long, long, ago...
When things use to be very good.
Then stupid people ruined it...
By biteing into the hot apple pie...
Despite warnings all over the package
Top, bottom, back, and front.
Caution: Filling very hot.
And stupid people got badly burnt...
So they got rid of the pie to protect them.
Since then, the new pies... aweful.
They should have gotten rid of the pie altogether
Rather then the current offerings.
