Sure.... He's good looking. He's young.
He's tall, dark, and handsome.
He's strong. He has... big hair.
He's strong. He has... big hair.
He has big shoulders
and huge muscles.
He has his own tavern restaurant.
He has his own gift shop.
He has his own gift shop.
He lives in a magical place.
He loves to hunt.
He has a great fireplace.
and big chairs.
And thinks very highly of himself.
You should be honored to even meet him.
What a joy it would be for you.
Some would say he's dreamy.
Some would even pose for photos with him.
What a thrill for you.
(does anyone fall for this crap?)
Now... Where's Belle?
