Yes, I’m a victim of a Jedi mind trick.
No… not by Yoda…
How long it’s been going on… I’m really not sure. Perhaps longer then I would have ever thought… and without really knowing it. It all become apparent today. Let me set the stage. I’m at home with Shelly and she was making a comment about several things. I found myself verbally repeating what she had said… more or less to simply confirm what she had said. At first, I was totally unconscientiously aware of the entire process… then all of a sudden it hit me… and my mind connected the dots. I was going to get a soda
She said “ Why don’t you get a water instead”
and I said “ I think I’ll get a water” …. “and maybe a candy bar”
She said “ You don’t need a candy bar”
and I said “I don’t need want a candy bar”
She said “ Why don’t you get some celery instead”
and I said “ I think I’ll get some celery”
[ a momentary pause… while my mind was trying to process something ]
a short time later I thought I might like to lay down
She said “maybe you should put your clothes away first”
and I said “ I think I’ll put my clothes away”
I thought I’d clean off my desk tomorrow
She said “Why not clean your desk tonight”
and I said “I think I’ll clean my desk tonight”
[ another pause… while my mind tried to process ]
and then it hit me…
The Jedi mind trick!
I’d been duped by the old Jedi mind trick.
Did this really happen?
How long had this been happening?
[ OMG…. ]
I thought “Was this real?”
and she said “It’s just your imagination”
and I said “It must be my imagination”
[ OMG… ]
she said “don’t worry about it”
and I said “ I don’t think I’ll worry about it”
How could this be possibly real?
Hey guys…
maybe something for you to think about too…
I thought… Do you think a tin foil helmet would help?
she said… “Nope, not gonna help”
and I thought… So where do I go from here?
she said “Don’t forget to take the trash out”
I said “I think I’ll take the trash out”
OMG… … …
HELP ME OBI-WAN KENOBI … HELP ME !!!
