Just couldn’t resist… too much time on my hands.
No, is not "Grandma got run over by a reindeer"… but it's close...
Mommy drove her car and hit a reindeer...
Driving to the airport by the woods,
She saw them standing nearby at tree line...
but thought that she would surely do just fine,
Then from the left there came a awful clatter...
When Dasher was too slow and made that splatter,
Now Mommy's car is broken into pieces...
the front has several dents and two big creases,
so Mommy doesn't like to see those reindeer...
for fear of running into them again,
she drives real slow and now looks out to both ways...
and hopes to never see those deer again,
So what's the point to this whole sorted story...
I'm sure you'd really like for me to say,
Each time you ride with Brandi you should maybe...
Praise the Lord and very loudly start to pray!
