Questions

Questions... wives are full of questions. 

Watching a Jeff Foxworthy skit....

It goes something like this...

Husband receives a text message... 

and goes into the other room to tell his wife....

I just got this text message... 

We need to pray for Tom, he was in a bad wreck.

( holding the phone so his wife can see the text)

The wife asks... Was he driving? 
I don't know... I just got this text message...

We need to pray for Tom,  he was in a bad wreck.

( holding the phone so his wife could see the text) 

Was his wife and girls with him?

I don't know... I just got this text message...

We need to pray for Tom,  he was in a bad wreck.

( again showing her the phone)

Were people in the other car hurt?

I don't know... I just got this text message...

We need to pray for Tom,  he was in a bad wreck.

(showing her the phone) 

What hospital is he in?

I don't know... I just got this text message...

We need to pray for Tom,  he was in a bad wreck.

(still... holding & showing her the text on the phone)

Well, you don't seen know much... What do you know? 
I know.... I just got this text message...

I know we need to pray for Tom,  he was in a bad wreck.

(holding the phone to her face so she could see the text message)

Such is married life... Sometimes. 
More or less, or more and more.

So.... when husbands have questions...

Again... More or less,  or more and more.

Husband: What time are we leaving?

Wife: well, we need to stop at the store and stop to get gas and allow for traffic. 
But... What time are we leaving? 
We want to be there by 2:30 and should stop for lunch.

But... What time are we leaving?  
I don't know.... What time do you want to leave? 
Anytime is fine with me, what time to you want to leave? 
Well, I have to get some stuff ready first. 
What time should I be ready to leave? 
Well, as soon as I'm ready.

Any idea what time that will be? 
I'll let you know.

I'm gonna go take a nap. 
I don't think you'll have time for that. 
( me walking out of the room) 

Make sure we're ready! We don't want to be late.

( me... still willing away)  

Clearly I thought there was a simple answer...

Clearly I was mistaken. 

Such is married life... 

More or less... More or more.