Football

Football 

Weekends are for Football

and there is no time for anything else. 

Plus... Mondays & Thursdays.

So,  what happens on football days? 

Wife: (in blue) OMG... how did they miss that call.

Me: ( in black) ya know, they can't catch everything. 

Quit running up the middle. 
Well, sometimes it works. 

(shouting) OMG, he fumbled... Hold on to the ball!

Calm down... It's still the first half, there's plenty of time left. 

(shouting) they missed three tackles... get him!

Be calm... It's just a game. 

(shouting) that's pass interference... come on refs!

It's okay... inside voice! 

I am using my inside voice... my football voice

Try this... Take a deep breath... Wausau!

(okay.... Everything calming down, nothing to be upset over) 

(shouting) Me: OMG... WHAT THE HELL?  GET HIM! GET HIM!

WIFE: Honey... try this... breath... wausau!

Other things were said that I can't post here. 

Go figure. It's football weekend. 

Sure glad we were watching at home.