My phone:
- can send text messages
- take pictures
- share photos
- send those pictures
- shoot video
- send video
- play videos
- connect to the internet
- make notes
- send me reminders
- set multiple alarms
- has a calendar
- notifies of calendar dates
- records voice messages
- downloads music
- plays music
- has all my contacts
- store any kind of info
- has a calculator
- can instant message
- can keep addresses
- can store passwords
- can hook to Bluetooth devices
- can do thousands of apps
- can get me the weather
- can GPS my location and give directions
- can talk to me when no one else does
- has a timer and stopwatch
- has a clock
- can translate English to Spanish phases
- and can do countless other things
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NOW.... I only have a few thoughts...
1. How do I use all this stuff?
2. AND how do I just make a phone call?
3. "No Bars" - "Called Ended" - "Lost Signal"
4. And why do we still call it a phone?
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It does everything great... except for phone calls... go figure.
"Call Shelly" - "Do you mean call Kelli?"
"Call Shelly" - "do you mean call the deli?"
"Call Shelly" - do you mean call Nelly?"
I DON’T KNOW A NELLY !!!
"Call Shelly" - "I don't understand your request"
"OH, for gods sake" - "Okay, Call Shelly"
"Finally !!!" - "Do you mean firmly?"
"Yes, now" - "Did you ask how?"
"OMG" - "Please speak slowly and clearly".
"Call Home" - "Call Rome?"
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Life use to be easy…
