Scams

Scams... How do you know?

Scam, scam, everywhere a scam...

Here a scam,  there a scam...

Everywhere a scam-scam.

On your smart phone, on your tablet, 

On your computer, in the mail,

Or by phone call.

Everything is full of scams.

What do you do? 
Unfortunately... Treat everything as scam. 
Bad for legitimate businesses or programs.

But safer for me & you.

OFFERING:
Free services, unbelievable prices,

Government programs for free stuff or aid,

Free roofs, free solar, auto insurance bargains,

Delivery issues, inheritanc, contest winner, 

free virus scans...
The list is endless. 

JUST DON'T TRUST ANYTHING. 

DO NOT REPLY

DO NOT SCAN QR CODES

NEVER GIVE OUT INFORMATION. 

TELEMARKETERS?

Have fun... answer with fake response. 
HELLO, THANKS FOR CALLING:

Geo Pizza, we put square pizza's in a round boxes cut into wedges  how can we help you? Thin, thick, or crusty?

Love your pet veterinarian Taxidermy service...  either way, you get your pet back,  how can we help you. 

Cyber scam help desk... What is your case number?

Jury duty summons office, you failed to appear of as required by law, what is your name and date of summons?

Tricky Dicks Dickery Dungeon, your pain is our pleasure, 

What can we do to you today.  

You have reached Bob the builder,

No job too big, no job too small.

Cheapest rates, senior discounts,

How old are you and what can we build for you today? 

Have fun with them

Aggravated the shit out of them

Here's a great idea.

Get the phone number for you congress man 

Plaster it all over free offers

Where telemarketers get numbers

Let them annoy congress.