Pumpkin Season

Pumpkin Season is here!

Me: It's pumpkin season!

Others: not until October 

No... starts September 1st.

Its too early.

Maybe for you, not for me

Too early for everyone!

Sorry... we can not be friends!

Fine... I'll see you in November. 
Yep just in time for Christmas.

I give up.

Good... its pumpkin season!