Who ever decided that "Ph" should be pronounced as an "F'! ..."fone"!
The "C" and "K" redundancy! Please!
and why... why... do we have fourteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen... and not oneteen, twoteen, threeteen, fiveteen???? Why???
and then there's the "silent" letters that are not to be pronounced???
Silent letters... shoot them twice for this one!
I could go on and on... like a number system based on 12... really! Like 28/64 of an inch... shoot them three times.
A friend commented: Sounds like to me he's had too much chocolate you must be on a sugar high.
My response: I think more clearly when overdosed on chocolate! Intellectual clarity and awareness increases exponentially with every ounce of chocolate consumed, squared by the rate of consumption in the shortest amount of time.
With a mere 97 more candy bars and I should reach Einstein levels.
C - chocolate, c - consumed, r -rate, t-time, B - brain power.
A friend: Well, if there is one thing I have learned from this it is that I don't eat near enough chocolate!
My realization: 7 hours and 92 chocolate bars later....
The realization... We are not alone!
Mere falderal... right?
Idoeno!
All I know for sure… is that some things are not always as they seem.
Everything we are taught, may not be completely factual.
Everything we are taught, may not be completely factual.
