A friend posted…. on their Facebook wall…
My Response: How dare you single me out on a public forum !!! betcha didn't think that I knew that you knew, that I knew what you were talking about all this time that you thought I didn't know... but I did, and sometimes before you even knew that I thought that I knew. ha! Oops... who are you anyway... are you who I think you are, or do you think I don't know that you are who I think you're not?
But I knew it was me… I think…yes…but sometimes it’s so confusing… can you explain that to me… please! Wait… don’t bother… I think I have it all figured out now… yep… I know what to do…. stay off facebook! Problem solved with this… and I can get other things done too… if it just wasn’t for procrastination. Well… can’t do anything about procrastination… why? … because I’m a guy!!! It will get done when it positively absolutely can not be put off any longer… or my wife says so. That’s my final answer. Now where’s that honey do list? If I could only remember where I put it… but that’s another problem… memory… never works right… why? … because I’m a guy! duh! That’s why I’m married… so I’ll have someone to remind me to remember stuff and remind me to remember to stop procrastinating.
Oops… gotta run…. gotta get something done before the “wifey” gets home. As I remember… it doesn’t work out too well if something is not done. Now that’s one thing I do remember. Bye.
