Thursday, July 10, 2014

Tragedy…

Tragedy has once again struck the tiny town of Kitchenville. Frank Furter is again suspected of foul play in the death of Ms Minnie Weiner. 4683460868_d93de8a1f8 Frank was caught red handed at the scene of the crime where Frank proclaimed his innocence and claimed that a Giant Human wielding the knife was really to blame. It’s similar to his story not too long ago when his brother Oscar disappeared and Frank claimed that a giant 40 inch child ate his brother. Frank is also suspect in the case of the French family when several went missing and the few that were finally found… well… their cold dead bodies covered in red tell a gruesome story.funny-life-photos61 We are not sure where this story will end but we can only hope that justice is served. If Frank is found guilty he will certainly face the microwave chamber and be eaten by the humans that he has repeatedly falsely accused… justice indeed for such the sinister dog that he is. It can only be hoped that everyone like him can face the same fate… and make this world a better place without hunger and fear. Pass the mustard please. Why mustard… cause nobody… nobody in the right mind would put ketchup on a hot dog and relive that bloody scene ( sick people indeed )… simply too gruesome to think about
Disclaimer: Please remember that all accused are innocent until proven guilty… and that just because one of guilty individual… namely Frank…  it doesn’t mean that the whole Furter Family are guilty… thought I am sure that sooner or later… they will all meet the same fate as Frank. Hope we have plenty of steamed bums and MUSTARD!