Friday, February 23, 2018

We'll be fine?

QUESTION: How many times in a horror movie can people possibly split up... knowing that its the worse thing they can do?
NOTE: Nothing and no one will ever "be fine".
ANSWER: As many times as it takes until they are all dead!
Gotta love horror movies.
CONCLUSION: All characters in horror movies are irretrievably and irreversibly mentally deficient to even contemplate the possibility of achieving their own survival.
EXCEPTION: The one or two inevitable survivors that despite all odds against them, find a way to survive usually through simply dumb luck mixed with a healthy dose of perseverance and desperation. Go figure.
So if you can overlook all the incredibly bad decisions to split up, again and again,  you might actually enjoy the movie.