Saturday, March 30, 2013

BaZinGa

Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock,

rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock,

Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard,

lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock,

Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has,

rock crushes scissors.

Bazinga_ded3af_2918542

 

WHY WON'T SHE ANSWER THE DOOR?
knock,knock,knock... Shelly...
knock,knock,knock... Shelly...
knock,knock,knock... Shelly...


SHE'S NOT COMING TO THE DOOR
knock,knock,knock... Shelly...
knock,knock,knock... Shelly...
knock,knock,knock... Shelly...
WHY CAN'T SHE HEAR ME?


Must be the increased molecular density of the atmospheric patterns that have made sound vibrations impossible to traverse the room, thus making acknowledgement of my repeated attempts to get her attention futile...
or perhaps she's wearing headphones again. 
Darn!


knock,knock,knock... Shelly...
knock,knock,knock... Shelly...
knock,knock,knock... Shelly...
Double Darn !!

( One of our favorite shows )