Going to Disney… Just wait a Minute. You know…I just can’t think of anything I’d like to do other than waiting in line. Just think about it. Ya just stand there and don’t have to do anything except to shuffle forward every so often. You don’t even have to pay attention cause the people behind you will tell you when it’s time to move. Don’t have to worry about finding things cause you’re already there and you don’t have to worry about making your way through the crowds either. Yep, long lines are the safest place to be, and you get to do your favorite ride at the end, kinda like a reward. You don’t have to fret over the long lines at the other rides cause you aren’t going to make it there anyway and if you have to wait in one line verses 8-10 short ones, all the better, besides there ain’t no short ones anyway on a holiday, and I already planned ahead a picked out my one favorite ride, so I’m set!
I can always catch them other rides next year. Yep, there ain’t nottin like just waiting in one line for 200 minutes to make the day go by quick and make the day go by with a lot less effort. Two or three rides like this and my whole day is done! and this is a lot better than waitin’ for hours at a time. Yep, just minutes is the only way to go, it’s like Magic!
I make all my plans to be here every Easter just so I don’t over do it, yep, it’s vacation time. And Easter week and Spring Break is the best and busiest time when the lines are the longest. So if I don’t see ya here this year, there’s always next spring! Come on down, the lines are fine! Most are inside, out of the sun and in a cool place too, yep, lines are great! Oh, one last thing, here’s another great concept, all summed up by one word… “spoof”. Yep, spoof is one good word, goes right along with sarcasm. Two of my favorite words. Y’all draw your own conclusions. Y’all come down Now! while it’s busy!… and the lines are the longest!
Oh…. and Happy Easter Too !
