Retire from Rving? I thought Rving was retiring from the normal house slave thing.
Anyway… some friends emailed us and are planning to retire from Rving…
[ local newspaper ad ]
Prospective abode possibilities…
Get a way from High Property Taxes
High Maintenance Costs
High Utility Bills
The Answer is a
Small cabin in the woods…
heated by the sun
cooled by the winter
water when it rains
dry when it doesn’t
rustic outdoor atmosphere
loft bedroom (new ladder)
new outhouse never used
outdoor open fire cooking
bath pond nearby
easy to clean
low maintenance
see-through windows (front)
romantic candle lighting
and you don’t have to be bothered by annoying phones, tv, or the internet.
quiet isolation – no neighbors
shaded site
crime free (no one can find you)
wildlife & nature all around
it’s just perfect !
Immediate Occupancy Available!
Seller will finance!
See… not a bad as you thought!!!
or….or….
of course… there are alternatives…
like the “Country Condos”
”Better than Tree Houses!”
“Better than Caves”
Same all inclusive benefits as the cabins,
but this way all the family…
brothers, sisters, and cousins,
can be together…
multiple outhouses optional.
plus decorated patio & pond.
and flower lined sidewalks
You can have your choice…
ground floor, 2nd or 3rd floor,
or the deluxe penthouse.
Free birdhouses & sun umbrellas!
Doesn’t get any better than this!
[you just never know what to expect next]
