Knows All…. Tells All !

In this ever changing world that presents more and more challenges… sometimes answers are more difficult to come by. Too many choices, too many options, just too many decisions to all of life’s questions. Than it hit me… years ago… in my youth… okay… many years ago in my youth… the source for all the answers that everyone turned to was that good old “8” ball. Just ask your question, flip it over, and the answer was revealed. While this was a relatively quick and easy procedure… sometimes the answers were sometimes vague or uncertain. So if you really wanted more detailed responses to your questions… you needed something more capable of reaching deep into the great unknown universe of the all powerful and all knowing …. “Ouija” … the “Mystifying Oracle”. Yes – No… Day – Night… Ying- Yang… Good – Bad… any message from beyond was at your beckoned call. Detailed and forbidding… you didn’t always get the answer you wanted… but always got an answer to guide you through life’s tough decisions. True Love, jobs, what game to play next… do girls really have cooties… it was all there for the asking… and Ouija had the answers. Insight into the all knowing and wisdom of the great Ouija. What do women want… what do they think? Ouija would know the answers. What more could you ask for? So where is Ouija now… when you really need her? Well… that guy with the “8” ball doesn’t have a clue I’m sure. Perhaps this is the next treasure we all need to search for… yes… Ouija! If only I had a Ouija to tell me where to find Ouija. It’s all getting to be a bit puzzling. Help me Ouija… help me!

( yes… too much work… not enough play… not enough exciting things it do on the mountain… and way too much rain… so I ask you (Ouija’s not around)… what else do I have to do?