MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO ME! Might just be one of those days. To family and friends far away. We're thinking of you. Well... we're here, thinking of you... kinda... but our here is your there. But if we are there for you, and it feels like here, we must really be here, as not to say there. So we must be here for you... although you're really there. So are you there for us, since you are not here for us? You're not here, but there. Maybe someday here will be there, or there might be here. Are you there? I'm here! ... ... mornings are so confusing... but only if you we're here, and not there. I'm just fine here...and hope that you are good there. There, I said it... or is it here I've said it. I definitely said it here, so you could read it there. Miss ya... there... But I can't miss you if we're there, only here. But I can't miss you here if you have never been here. See what I mean. Quite the dilemma... unless you could be here, or we were there. ... ... ... I should just say, Good Morning. oops, too late. Just disregard everything before Good morning. Okay. Were is my coffee... this would all make sense if only I had a coffee. I feel dizzy! Must take morning meds! ... with coffee! This whole thing would be much easier if you were here, then we could be be thinking about you here and also be here for you... rather then there for you. I still feel dizzy. Do you feel dizzy? If you do, I could be here for you, if only you were not there. So, I just I'll just have to be there for you, since you are not here. Can you be there for me since you are not here? Is this getting any more clearer? Have you had your coffee yet? If you were here I'd share my coffee with you... and we could be here for each other. Conversely... if I was there, I could have coffee with you... and we could be there for each other... but you'd have to view it as your here, meaning your there, because you are not really here. clearer yet. Let me explain... well... maybe not... I'll let you figure it all out. Call me if you need help. Or perhaps you might be better on your own... there. I know... I know... it's too early for this. Come back later, read it again... slowly... and it will all make sense. Once you get it, please explain it to others... I can't do this any more here... which is needless to say, your there, because you are not here. Got it? Okay! I can see you are wondering... is he like this every morning... and the answer would be a resounding... YES! Y'all have a great day. Now... really... aren't you glad I shared this with you? ... Wait for it! ... Yes!
Now… if only there was pie…
